when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it
Posted on 25th Jan at 9:52 AM, with 73,194 notes
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happy marx beam monday.
spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday
unionize your workplace on this great marx beam monday
Posted on 13th Jan at 8:56 AM, with 43,541 notes
Anonymous asked:
when i younger i had a crush on a radio tower. like, a specific one. he was my tall red-eyed loverboy and every day on the way to and from school i would take comfort in the fact that my love was watching over me like a guardian angel. at one point he started appearing in my dreams as a many-voiced winged being of wires and dials. honestly i still think younger me had taste, but i know i'm mentally ill now so i can usually rationalize my way out of simping for a broadcast pylon.
Posted on 20th Dec at 12:41 PM, with 629,951 notes
when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend
when you call someone out of obligation and they don’t pick up the phone but you can say you tried
😂😂
Posted on 20th Dec at 11:44 AM, with 248,560 notes
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pls tell me im not the only one
Posted on 17th Dec at 9:52 AM, with 20,129 notes
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Posted on 17th Dec at 8:56 AM, with 351,478 notes
“Blossom smiling for the camera.”
Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz
Posted on 25th Nov at 9:52 AM, with 618,994 notes
them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that
me: snip snip